Vote CandyWarehouse Honorary Candy Representatives on Capitol Hill!



pink-line-02Hey, Sen. Pat Toomey! We heard you’re the official Candy Man on Capitol Hill. We think your desk, stocked with sweets for all those hard working Republicans and Democrats, is extremely impressive. We also noticed that the last Senators to hold the title weren’t from California. With that being said, when you step down, we’d like to position ourselves for the job. We don’t have much experience in politics. But believe us, we’re highly qualified in the candy department! We have a whole warehouse stocked with goodies and we wholeheartedly believe that America’s desks should be filled with more than mundane items like staplers and pencils. For good measure, take a peek into one of the secret stashes at our headquarters in El Segundo, California. The foot traffic is high and we know we’d get a sweet rush on Capitol Hill.

You’ve seen our desk filled with Sassy Straws and Toomey’s, if you think we’re a good fit, let the voting season begin.

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The Perfect Blue Candy Buffet in Just One Click!



You’ve picked out the perfect venue, the perfect decorations, and the perfect music. Now all your party needs is the perfect blue candy buffet, complete with all of the bowls, scoops, and treat bags for dishing out the eye-catching, taste bud-tickling goods. Our all-inclusive blue candy buffet should do the trick. In fact, it should be perfect.

Click here to order your Blue Candy Buffet Kit now!


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Last Chance to Order for Christmas



If you haven’t already ordered that last-minute stocking stuffer or assortment of goodies for this year’s holiday party, you still have time to browse our giant selection of holiday favorites — but hurry! You’ll have to ship soon to get the goods in time. See the deadlines for shipping to your area by clicking here.


What’s on your list this year? Some Wonka Fun Dip Candy Books for the kids? Maybe some Peppermint Mini Candy Canes for the neighbors?


And how about that sullen-looking guy who works at the post office? A nice bag of Haribo Christmas Gummi Bears would definitely bring a smile to his face… which would be nothing short of a Christmas miracle.



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Brighten Your Spirits with Candy Cocktails!


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The most festive holiday traditions begin with the right people, the right settings, and the right drinks. Whipping up a little holiday magic of your own is easier than you might think, especially when you have our how-to videos to guide you along. Just mix, pour, and add candy!


Fill a dish with Peppermint M&M’s for your party guests to munch on while you top off their Peppermint Candy Shot Glasses.


When the night is done, send them all home with a Hershey’s Chocolate Mint Candy Cane to keep them thinking those joyous holiday thoughts.


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Get Wrapped Up… in Candy!



Wrap up your holiday shopping with a huge variety of unique treats from! We have over 8,000 items to choose from, so whether you need to fill a candy dish, stuff a stocking, or top off a gift bag, you can brighten the holidays with a variety of festive flavors, sure to make the holidays merry and bright for everyone on your list.


Bust out a few of these Wonka Gingerbread House Kits at your next get-together, and enjoy the free flow of conversation (and frosting packets).


You don’t have to stand under the mistletoe to get a Christmas kiss. You just have to reach into the candy dish for a Christmas Hershey’s Kiss wrapped in red, green, or silver.


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Over 100 Unique Candy Canes!

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Let’s be honest. Sugar plums don’t taste that great. They’re all mushy and bland — certainly not the best for dropping into stockings or gift bags. That’s why we offer over 100 unique candy canes in fun, crazy, mouthwatering flavors. Now that’s the stuff of visions.


Watch this quick video on how to make a simple candy cane stand for name cards and place settings at Christmas dinner. Or Christmas brunch. Or Christmas mid-afternoon snack. Whatever you’re into.

It’s just one more way you can spruce up the holidays with CandyWarehouse!


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Peanut Butter Lovers Unite!

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This one goes out to all you peanut butter lovers — all you aficionados of the salty, the creamy, and the crunchy. This is your month. It’s National Peanut Butter Lovers Month, and to celebrate, we’re extending the hand of friendship to our fellow enthusiasts. Of course, it might be a pretty sticky handshake; we’ve been munching on some of our favorite peanut butter treats (see below).


A true peanut butter lover knows the difference between Peanut Butter M&M’s and Reese’s Pieces. They can articulate the subtle nuances of the thin candy shells and velvety peanut butter centers.


They can whip up a batch of double peanut butter cookies packed with Reese’s Peanut Butter Chips for a mouthwatering treat that’s all gooey and soft, fresh from the oven.


They can even tell you the complete history of classics like Abba-Zaba Peanut Butter Taffy Bars, and Fralinger’s Peanut Butter Taffy Chews, although all you really need to know is that both are made from creamy peanut butter wrapped in spongy taffy.

See even more peanut buttery goodness on our website!


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Give the Gift of Candy!



It’s the sound every gift giver loves to hear: The delighted gasp. It says, “You’ve really outdone yourself this time,” “How did you know these were my favorite?” and “You really shouldn’t have (but I’m glad you did).” No plate of stale cookies or basket of weird-smelling soap will do the trick. You have to go above and beyond. Fortunately, CandyWarehouse specializes in above and beyond, with yummy gifts that will have everyone on your Christmas list gasping for joy.


Some of the best stocking stuffers are too big for any stocking. Take this Giant Santa Claus PEZ Candy Dispenser, for example. It’s ready to dish out the goods like ol’ Saint Nick himself.


There are these Jumbo York Peppermint Patties, too. They wrap a cool blast of fluffy peppermint in sumptuous dark chocolate, in proportions that threaten to burst any stocking at the seams.


And then there’s this 1.5-Foot Tall Spiral Gumball Bank. It lights up, makes cool sound effects, and brightens Christmas morning for exceptionally well-behaved boys and girls–and parents who refuse to grow up.

Check out our full selection of stocking-busting sweets!


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Eat Candy Not Turkeys!



This Thanksgiving, why not cut a turkey some slack? Set your table with an assortment of colorful candy treats that are sure to get the good feelings flowing. Your guests will give thanks that they chose your confectionery feast over Aunt Mildred’s watery cranberry sauce, and the turkey you save will gobble to all of his friends about your kindness for years to come.


It’s time to give thanks, especially for the Giant 3-Pound Milk Chocolate Turkey that will probably make grandpa drop his dentures in the gravy.gravy-flavored-candy-canes-128025-em

Speaking of gravy, there are brown and white Gravy Flavored Candy Canes to revel in; they taste just like grandma’s recipe!

milky-way-ff-131316Of course, the best part of the holiday will be when everyone gathers around after dinner to munch on Milky Way Caramel Apple Minis and simply enjoy the time spent together.

See our full banquet of autumn candy!


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Are These Disgusting Halloween Candies Even Real?

Get ready to squirm. These barbaric Halloween treats are absolutely real, and they take the gross-out factor one step further than one step too far.


Gummy Boogers… with “Salty” Aftertaste?

That’s right. Dried nasal mucus now comes in three flavors with equally vulgar names like Snottermelon, Sour Green Boogy, and Lemon Loogy. Each is a different size and shape, with a squishy texture, just like a real booger. The best part is the slightly salty aftertaste—a familiar flavor to ill-mannered children (and adults) everywhere.



Dead Crickets—No, Really.

You won’t find a sour gooey center or hard candy shell on these unsettling delicacies. That’s because they’re just dead crickets, no gimmicks or camera tricks. They do, however, have a flavorful coating of Bacon & Cheese, Salt & Vinegar, or Sour Cream & Onion powder. Somehow, that just makes them even more disturbing. Everyone knows dead insects are supposed to be coated in chocolate (more on that later).


Poop that’s a little TOO Realistic

Thankfully, this one is actuallya gimmick. The three-inch turds are really just molded milk chocolate. What makes them so unsettling is the painstaking detail that has been put into their slick, slightly porous texture. They even come in plastic doggy bags with “green grass” confetti. Removing one from the bag is sure to bring back memories of the time your dog did its business on the living room carpet.


Crunchy Candy Pickles… that Taste like Fruit?

One can only guess who hosted the meeting where these bumpy green cucumber candies were deemed passable, let alone which participant decided they should taste sweet and fruity. But then, who among us hasn’t sunk his teeth into a juicy dill pickle and thought, “If only this tasted more like fruit”? Okay, maybe none of us have ever thought that. It doesn’t help that the candies themselves look more like green excrement than any kind of gourd… or fruit, for that matter.


Scorpion Lollipops (You Know, for the Kids)

You’d think there would be some kind of health code prohibiting the distribution of lollipops that contain real scorpions, at least to minors. There isn’t. As it turns out, the predatory arthropod is perfectly harmless and even edible once its venomous stinger has been removed (preferably after it’s been dead for a while). Of course, most of us would still turn lily-livered as soon as we felt a bumpy exoskeleton against our tongues.


Labeled Urine Samples—Here’s to your Health!

Trained health professionals might be able to spot the gimmick here, but most of us would be fooled if we saw it out in public. Imagine finding one just sitting around in a public restroom, or left behind at a bus stop somewhere. Chances are, none of us would even dare to touch it, let alone sample its sour liquid candy contents. Of course, that’s when some astute prankster would come along and chug the whole thing right in front of us.


Insects Laid to Rest… in Chocolate

You can improve upon almost any food by dipping it in chocolate. Twinkies? Absolutely. Strips of bacon? Without a doubt. Corndogs? We might let that one slide. But insects? As in, real insects? Like, dead grub worm, slug, and grasshopper-type insects? Probably a good place to draw the line. The fact that you can just make out their curled up carcasses beneath those layers of chocolate only makes matters worse.


Squishy Chunks of Ear Wax

Eating boogers is one thing. Most of us at least tried a sample back when we were in grade school, just to see what all the hype was about. But even then, it never occurred to us that the inner depths of our ear canals might provide a scrumptious source of food. Well, apparently it occurred to at least one person, because these gummy earwax candies exist. They come in dark yellow lumps, just like the real deal. Thankfully, they taste much better. (I mean, that’s what I heard.)


Toilet Lollipops, Complete with Fecal Matter

Lollipops shaped like tiny toilets might be a tad distasteful, but they’d still be acceptable. Lollipops shaped like tiny toilets soiled with runny brown feces? That’s a little different. Of course, the soupy brown sewage that appears to be the mark of a person with serious giardia is really just a squirt of brown liquid candy. On the other hand, just the fact that it’s there, sitting at the bottom of each bowl, makes the experience of fishing ones tongue around in it a little too… vivid.


Candy Ant Farms (Now with REAL Ants)

It’s just a bunch of colorful hard candy slabs designed to look like miniature ant farms, right? Well, yeah, except that those little black spots that look like ants arein fact real dead ants, entombed forever in their sugary prisons… at least, until some unsuspecting party guest comes along and licks his way to their crunchy corpses. Rest assured, these insects are as harmless and edible as all the others. Somehow, that may not be reassuring enough.


Finally! Toxic Sludge You Can Eat

If you’re like most people, you’ve probably never had the sudden urge to break into your nearest toxic waste dump, wrench open one of the steel drums, and chug hazardous slime to your heart’s content. Then again, if you were like most people, you wouldn’t be serving miniature versions of the stuff to all the kiddies on Halloween. Yes, these are pieces of gum shaped like toxic waste barrels, and they even have their own oozing green stuff inside. Their contents may not be radioactive, but they are extremely sour.

Want to squirm even more? Check out our whole smorgasbord of revolting Halloween goodies, including gummy worm-infested brains and fish head suckers, by clicking here.

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