Arm Yourself With Candy for the Zombie Apocalypse!

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The zombie apocalypse is a mixed bag. Sure, you’ve had to give up a lot of luxuries like running water and the very fabric of civilization. Though instead of going through the motions of your typical daily grind, you now get to scream at the top of your lungs while pumping shotgun rounds into the menacing horde of the grisly undead.

But every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, even while resources remain at a premium. So don’t overlook this opportunity to arm yourself with some sugary supplies!gummy-brains-candy-131480

The most successful hunters of the undead bait their zombie traps with piles of Jelly Filled Gummy Brains. These gooey, cherry filled morsels will lure every walker in the area out of the woodwork for you to dispatch with ease.

If you’re looking for a candy with dual purpose, grab a handful of Brain Lollipops. The sweet lemon flavor will cause a great distraction while you use discarded lollipop sticks as impaling devices when the zombies’ backs are turned.dubble-bubble-big-slugger-baseball-bats-127094

To survive a true zombie attack, weapons are a must. If melee is your style, stock up on Dubble Bubble Big Slugger Baseball Bats and Gumball Filled Golf Clubs for combat that’s up close and personal.

For those who prefer fighting from a distance, try the pump-action Classic Stryker Marshmallow Shooter, with a range of up to 20 feet!

Arm yourself with candy for the zombie apocalypse today!

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